If you love someone...

If you love someone...
(fwd-ed by a friend)

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.

Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for him.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't comes back within some time
forget him.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he doesn't come back,
Continue to wait until he comes back...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
*If he comes back, and if you love him
still,
Set him free again,
repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Act clearly states that....

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
he'll evolve.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set him free,
HE'LL BE BACK!

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, deal!
If he doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show him the plan...
If he ever comes back, sign him up,
If he doesn't, keep follow up with him and
never give up!

Physics expert:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If he doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision between two
objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set him free...
If he ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If he doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos
(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the
infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set him free,
If he Comes Back, he is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill HIM...!!!
OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION
THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT...