Transformers: A Review

Why did they make a “human” film of Transformers? Because the generation that watched animated Tranformers are all grown up now. At least that’s my partner’s argument =).

First things first. Criticism.
Storyline, nothing special.
Dialogues are so cliché.
Cheap women. Shit. I hate that! Why did they have to portray skanky-hoes as the (s)heroes? Maggie Madsen (Megan Fox) was not as bad as Mikaela Banes (Rachael Taylor) though. Magie at least was only shot as ‘center of attention’ twice in the Pentagon meeting, while Mikaela had to show off her bod while doing the car engine. On a more positive note, Bumblebee is cute as, I like him. I also like how the metal creatures transform into big things. Especially the cd player.

Conclusion: go watch it! It’s worth the experience. Don’t have to think, just hold your breath once in a while during the film. Visuals await!